Let's Get it Started In Here

• Is there a picnic today at work or NOT. Just tell me because I'm sick of guessing. There're posters everywhere saying there is a picnic today at work, but rumor has it that it's cancelled. Damn it, IS THERE A PICNIC OR NOT PEOPLE? Not going anyway, but I HAVE to know.
• In my business EVERYONE uses email, right? Wrong. You get the old farts that just are sooo reluctant to use email. It's as easy as mixing Metamucil you geriatric freak. (Inappropriate comment I know. I love older people, don't get me wrong and don't give me any crap.)
  
• Is it TOO much to ask that when you send in testing, that you include a copy of the quote or SOMETHING, some kind of paperwork, is it? Huh?